scoobandshagtalk:

like dont be a dick scoob

scoobandshagtalk:

like dont be a dick scoob

(via non-arms-nui)

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grimelords:

my ex girlfriend messaged me for the first time in two years the other day to tell me about normcore

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heckacute:

Don’t call them “bagels.” They’re bread circles. Don’t call them “doughnuts.” They’re bread circles. Don’t call them “pizza crusts.” They’re bread circles. Don’t be disrespectful. 

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chirex:

"top lel"

"what the fuck are you saying dad"

"kek"

"are you having a stroke"

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(Source: omnomnominator, via harrystylesdildo)

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killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

(via goshpenny)

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(Source: tibets, via preciousegg)

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livershit:

kramer spots an xbox

livershit:

kramer spots an xbox

(via dragmetohtml)

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richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

(Source: finalfantasyfootball, via 1mbps)

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lookin like the sweatpants too tite in back

lookin like the sweatpants too tite in back

(Source: realrhymesayers, via fijiprincess2k1)

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(Source: swarnpert, via fijiprincess2k1)

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im drinkin bleach on the beach

make my teeth white

(Source: gtbsg)

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(Source: imzae)

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the-soviet-engineer:

Clutch - Burning Beard

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clutch was my fn shit 4 yrs ago

(Source: shelterfromthenorm)

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